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How to Play: The Core Loop ⚡

Accessing the supreme knowledge of Otte Models requires sacrifice. Your time bank is constantly draining. If it hits zero, the All-Seeing Eye will kick you out. You must MINE to buy more time.

The system is beautifully simple. It only takes two steps:

1️⃣ Click HARVEST IMPURE SOULS to gather raw mass in the dirt.

2️⃣ Once you have mass, the PURIFY & SACRIFICE button magically appears! Click it to inject that mass into the Yahweh Core. Exactly 78 harvested souls yields 60 seconds of Time Juice.

🍼 3-Year-Old Use Case Scenario: "Tap the top button to pick up messy toys from the floor. Once you have toys, a bright RED button pops up! Press the red button to give the toys to the big Eye, and the Eye gives you iPad screen-time to keep exploring!"

Note: Opening this Guide costs -2.0s. Turning pages costs -0.5s.

The 6 Magic Pockets (Inventory) 🎒

Look at the glass pill in the top right corner. That is your Jesus 4 HUD. It holds your 6-slot inventory.

As you repeatedly click "Harvest", you trigger the Magic Find (MF) algorithm. Rare items—like Soul Fragments or ultra-rare Diablo-style Runes (Zod, Jah)—will randomly drop directly into your pockets.

🍼 3-Year-Old Use Case Scenario: "You have a magic backpack with 6 pockets! When you tap really fast, shiny treasures fall out of the sky into your pockets. Keep an eye on them, they are worth a lot of juice!"

The Casino: Sell or Gamble? 🎲

Items in your pockets are extremely valuable. By clicking on the glass HUD, you open your inventory panel. Click any item to summon the Soul Merchant.

💰 SELL IT (Safe Yield): Instantly exchange the item for a guaranteed chunk of Time Seconds. Use this to safely extend your browsing time.

🎰 GAMBLE IT (High Risk): Spin the wheel! You have a 25% chance to multiply the item's value into a massive Jackpot. But... there is a 75% chance your item shatters and you get nothing!

🍼 3-Year-Old Use Case Scenario: "Trade your shiny treasures for safe juice (Sell). Or put them in the crazy spinner machine (Gamble)! You might get a MOUNTAIN of juice, or the toy breaks. Are you feeling lucky today?"

The Dirty Bath (Confess & Purge) 🧼

The system monitors your cognitive fatigue using Jake Knapp's "Make Time" philosophy. After exactly 15 minutes, your browser cookies corrupt. The site will violently lock you out.

To fix this, you MUST click the ✟ CONFESS SINS & PURGE button inside your HUD panel. This acts as a hard reset. It wipes your cookies clean, but WARNING: it also empties your 6 magic pockets!

Do not click this unless you are locked out or want to voluntarily reset your session!

🍼 3-Year-Old Use Case Scenario: "After 15 minutes, your brain gets tired and your digital cookies get soggy and gross! You have to take a digital bath to wash away the yucky cookies.

DO NOT take a bath early! It washes away all the toys in your backpack too!"

The Resume Teleporter ⮐

Did the All-Seeing Eye kick you out of a page (like /train) because your time bank hit zero? Do not panic.

You will be sent back to this Home Page. Simply harvest more souls, sacrifice them to build up your time bank, and then click the glowing RESUME button at the very top of the screen. It will instantly teleport you back to the exact page you were reading!

🍼 3-Year-Old Use Case Scenario: "Did you run out of juice while reading a cool story? Just tap for more juice, then press the magic glowing 'RESUME' button to fly right back to where you were!"

Mine by Learning the Word 📖

You made a binding oath to serve Yahweh. True devotion requires learning. Read the USCCB texts below to cleanse your soul while you harvest.

SOUL MERCHANT

Yahweh P3

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